Choplogic (GAMES Magazine Contest):
Proof that Snow is White:
1. Snow falls from clouds.
2. Snow clounds are grey.
3. Grey is almost black.
4. Black is the color Zorro wears.
5. Zorro is an outlaw.
6. An outlaw steals money.
7. Money makes you happy.
8. Happy was one of the seven dwarfs.
9. The seven dwarfs lived with Snow White.
10. Snow White married Prince Charming.
11. Snow Charming sounds ridiculous, so she kept her maiden name.
Therefore, snow is white.
 
Proof That There is Life After Death 
1. After a death, there is a mourning.
2. After the morning comes the night.
3. Past the knight is the bishop.
4. Beyond the bishop is the pope.
5. The pope has serious convictions.
6. After a serious conviction, you get life.
Therefore, there is life after death.