Unabomber Haiku
 
   Remember when you
   Laughed at his fake fur parka?
   He remembers, too
 
 
   Bad Unabomber!
   Blowing people all to hell
   Do you take requests?
 
 
   Farewell to tenure
   Sniping from the tower clock
   already been done
 
 
   Why can't I get this
   stupid computer to print?
   Time to buy some stamps.
 
 
   Pipe bomb for mailing
   Walking to the post office
   Hope I don't stumble
 
 
   Hey Look!  A package!
   Somebody sent me a gift
   I wonder what it
 
 
   Unabomber Kit
   String, wire, plastic explosives
   Stamps not included
 
 
   i have a vision
   but i am misunderstood
   do you like my beard?
 
 
   The rabbits taunt me
   Federal jack-booted thugs.
   Kill the rabbits. Kill.
 
 
   The world was all mine
   For seventeen years, that is
   I hate my brother.
 
 
   The postman cometh
   "Oh, boy! A package for me!"
   Twisted hermit strikes.
 
 
   Montana: big sky
   No speed limit on highway
   Lousy bicycle
 
 
   I love the outside
   why do the rabbits hate me?
   next time it's their turn
 
 
   fun, easy going
   single, white Unabomber
   seeks same for love, laughs
 
 
   "Open your present..."
   "No, you open your present..."
   Kaczynski Christmas